santa laughs BUBBLES ARE EVERYWHERE indian drums on toy drum beat bad guy with baseball bat drum drum drum BUBBLES tank aeroplane tank bubbles baseball bat toy dog shoot bubbles back its a bubble war santa laughs fake santa runs into bad guy oh my! im going to take care of you myself! they arrest the bad guy HO HO HO merry christmas lets let the kids go santa thanks them? WHY DOES HE THANK THEM THEY KIDNAPPED HIM THEY RUINED CHRISTMAS THANK YOU FOR RUINING CHRISTMAS, MARTIANS no wait maybe christmas can be saved!!! bye santa! MERRY CHRISTMAS play a demented christmas song

"this is a song about dead llamas" repeated many times in accents of many languages

the words "pony cheese" in many different languages, being said many different times

santa laughs BUBBLES ARE EVERYWHERE indian drums on toy drum beat bad guy with baseball bat drum drum drum BUBBLES tank aeroplane tank bubbles baseball bat toy dog shoot bubbles back its a bubble war santa laughs fake santa runs into bad guy oh my! im going to take care of you myself! they arrest the bad guy HO HO HO merry christmas lets let the kids go santa thanks them? WHY DOES HE THANK THEM THEY KIDNAPPED HIM THEY RUINED CHRISTMAS THANK YOU FOR RUINING CHRISTMAS, MARTIANS no wait maybe christmas can be saved!!! bye santa! MERRY CHRISTMAS play a demented christmas song

I honestly have no idea

my best lemonade recipe serves 2 INGREDIENTS: one lemon one 500 milliliter bottle of water about 3 tablespoons of sugar, more or less depending on personal preference HARDWARE: one microplane zester or other zester-like tool miscellaneous bowls a microwave step one: juice the lemon into the bowl, take the seeds out, and zest as much as you like. set this aside. step two: pour a bit of water into a small, microwave-safe bowl and heat it for about 15 seconds, or until hot (not boiling, though). stir in sugar. step three: drink some water from the bottle (or pour it out). then pour the lemon and sugar water into the bottle and shake. enjoy!

This is a story about my life as the HOTTEST girl in my school. Sadly, no one really gets how I feel when they annoy me. I have long gorgeous blonde hair that falls down like a waterfall to the small of my back and it has bright blue and raven black streaks in it and my eyes are green as grass when I'm happy but they turn blood red when I'm angry. My skin is perfect and smoother than silk and my nails are super long and are naturally shiny even if I don't paint them. Today I wore a hot pink miniskirt and black fishnet tights with spiked platform heels and a hot pink lace corset over a black leather skin-tight shirt. I had on black eyeliner, mascara, (no falsies 'cause that stuff's for wannabes), hot pink eyeshadow, and dark red lipstick and liner, plus white foundation. My nails were painted with mettalic silver OPI shatter nail polish over Black Onyx OPI and I had on an onyx tiara, a leather choker with spikes on it, and a ton of silver rings, mostly with skulls on but one was a raven. I looked really hot and the weather was raining so there was no sun. I was reading Twilight (my fave book - if you're not on Team Edward then GTFO!!) and a bunch of boys were looking but I was like whatevs cause they were all really ugly. Anyway I have a boyfriend!! He goes to a different school than I do though so I only see him in the afternoon. I got a text.